A former Brussels intern, who understandably wishes to remain anonymous and has been working in Washington for some time, has just sent us a translation of a manuscript. This speech is scheduled to open the US Republican Party conference on April 1st of this year, entitled “What’s Next for Europe?”
Since the content offers such a clear insight into the president’s mindset, we would like to recommend it to our readers now.
President Donald – (Washington, Speech manuscript for April 1, 2026)
The nation is one of the highest, one might almost say SACRED forms of human culture: the unity between a territory and the people who live there, who are willing to sacrifice their lives in the event of an external threat. People who are proud of what they have achieved, knowing that their nation is UNIQUE, but also aware that threats exist.
This is especially true for us Americans, who in just a few centuries have built the most developed, beautiful, competitive, and richest nation in human history.
Under me, as the best president this country has ever had, we succeeded in eliminating two existential threats in particular: First, liberation from the energy restrictions imposed on us from the outside in the name of the fabricated lies of so-called climate change. Second, liberation from the woke culture, which sought to entrench unnatural lifestyles in our unique national culture.
Woke is like a bacillus that must be eradicated. It seeks to destroy the love for our unique culture, as well as the uniqueness of marriage between a man and a woman and the natural structure of society. The hierarchy between a strong leader and the people who follow his words forms the basis where everyone finds their place and is no longer hindered by opposition and government bureaucracy from achieving financial success.
And now to our neighbors across the Atlantic. They are destroying their own nations. They are inviting millions of foreign criminals into the European Union and allowing them to infiltrate society. As if that weren’t enough, they have declared Wokism their state religion. Rainbow flags are everywhere, gay and lesbian couples are everywhere, and gender reassignment is being promoted in schools.
Instead of sending us some of the presidents of European nations to negotiate my tariffs, they send us a single woman, and even an aging blonde (I have nothing against blonde women in general; a few can even be intelligent). Her business card states that she is the head of the European Commission. What a disgrace: 26 nations that have achieved great things in the past are unable to find ONE MAN capable of discussing things with me as an equal.
The outcome of the negotiations spoke for itself: I prevailed on ALL points – and the European Union has to pay, pay, and pay…
I achieved the same thing regarding Ukraine: The European Union is paying for all the weapons that our globally unique arms industry produces and supplies to Ukraine.
This European Union of woke culture, which destroys its own nations, is no longer in the same league as us, China, and perhaps Russia.
These Europeans have sufficient financial resources to support our arms and energy industries. They haven’t been a serious, equal partner for a long time.
This will become even clearer in the coming months when, on my orders, our troops liberate the world’s largest island, occupied by the Danes. As my deputy chief of staff has already said, who will interfere militarily when the world’s largest, best-equipped, and best-trained army, with the help of our unique industry, makes it possible to provide humanity with Greenland’s natural resources?
After the liberation of Venezuela and Greenland, who will still doubt that I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?
Who?
The 21st century will be MY century, the century of Donald Trump – and through me, therefore, also “The Century of the United States of America.”
POTUS!
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